Pet Peeves

• If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
• Driveways that make cars bottom out.
• Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
• People who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold the door for them.
• People who bite their nails.
• When people cough in front of you without covering their mouth.
• Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
• People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.
• People that burp loudly in public.
• Wobbly tables.
• Chewing gum on the sidewalk.
• When someone tries to talk to you when you have headphones on.