Thursday, April 8, 2010

Pet Peeves

  • Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving at any time other than when one is actively playing a sport
  • When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.
  • People who don't look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
  • When you're driving down the road and a cigarette butt comes out the window of a car in front of you and it bounces off your car.
  • People who use the phrase "110%" (or even more % sometimes).
  • People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them in movie theaters.
  • People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".
  • When people inturrupt you.
  • Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line
  • The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.
  • Athletes who point to the sky after scoring.
  • Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.
  • People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
  • People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
  • Commercials in movie theaters.