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Pet Peeves

• Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
• People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice containter.
• People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.
• Noisy eaters.
• Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.
• Using speaker phones in public areas at work.
• Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it
• People with bad table manners.
• People who read the paper while driving.
• Drivers who won't turn right on red.
• Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.
• People who ignore yield signs.
• Being asked my telephone number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone. I thought I was supposed enter that info to "better assist me".
• Not washing hands after using the bathroom.
• When your spouse/roommate uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.
• Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
• Dining with a picky eater (they can never order off the menu without customizing every aspect of the meal).
• Men who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.
• When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.

Pet Peeves

• Dirty keyboards.
• People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
• Dirty dishes in the sink.
• When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.
• People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.
• People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
• Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.
• When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.
• Hand prints on the windows in car.
• When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
• Sick people who cough near you.

Pet Peeves

• People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.
• Rappers who thank God at awards cermonies.
• The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together.
• People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
• People who don't use deoderant.
• Ice cream with freezer burn.
• When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.
• People who take forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
• People on airplanes are using armrests on both sides of you.
• People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone.
• Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.

What I am dreaming of...

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im dreaming about

crystal chandeliers

laying in a field

piano music in the background

Spring walk

Went on a walk today.

It's just getting nice out, trees have some buds, grass is getting green, sun is warm.

Laying on the ground staring up at the sky.

Sasha fell asleep in her stroller.

Good day.

Pet Peeves

• Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving at any time other than when one is actively playing a sport
• When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.
• People who don't look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
• When you're driving down the road and a cigarette butt comes out the window of a car in front of you and it bounces off your car.
• People who use the phrase "110%" (or even more % sometimes).
• People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them in movie theaters.
• People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".
• When people inturrupt you.
• Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line
• The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.
• Athletes who point to the sky after scoring.
• Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.
• People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
• People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
• Commercials in movie theaters.

Dusty

sources: weheartit.com

I wish I could look up and glitter would fall from the sky.