Pet Peeves

• People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.
• Rappers who thank God at awards cermonies.
• The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together.
• People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
• People who don't use deoderant.
• Ice cream with freezer burn.
• When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.
• People who take forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
• People on airplanes are using armrests on both sides of you.
• People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone.
• Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.